Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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