bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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