I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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