Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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