The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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