She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
barbara walters just said penis...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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