this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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