I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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