I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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