It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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