Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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