We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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