We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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