can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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