I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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