I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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