brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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