You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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