Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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