After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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