Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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