I want to make a zoo with you.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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