I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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