he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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