Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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