Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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