So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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