Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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