Dual....:-)
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
