redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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