I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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