He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Randomize
