You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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