It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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