I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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