I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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