Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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