She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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