This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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