I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Randomize
