I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
