This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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