I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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