He is an equal opportunity slut.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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