are you still at the devil's house?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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