i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
