If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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