Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
there was a trapeze. enough said
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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