So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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