What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
jump out the window naked night went bad
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