I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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