just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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