Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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