The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
we're chasing vodka with high fives
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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