i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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