I want to stick my p in your. b.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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